Meet The Characters
Foul Owl
HOO is the Ugliest owl around? HOO is the smelliest owl around? Foul Owl, that’s HOO! During the day he looks sleepy, during the night he looks creepy!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Common
Filleted Fish
When Filleted Fish swims around his bowl he looks more like a soup than a pet! No bones about it, there is nothing gold about this fish!
Team:
Glowin Bones Pets
Rarity:
Ultra Rare
Snotty Schnauzer
They say a healthy dog has a cold nose; Snotty Schnauzer just has a snotty nose 24/7! So with a nose full of snot, how does he smell? TERRIBLE! That’s how!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Common
Rotten Rodent
Small in size but BIG on Ugly! Rotten Rodent will eat anything. He can’t tell if his food has gone off because the only thing he can smell is himself! If he invites you over for dinner, don’t go!
Team:
Hairiest
Rarity:
Common
Bored Collie
Never leave Bored Collie alone with anything. He will destroy it in seconds. Bored Collie loses interest in things very quickly. His favorite hobby is rounding up cars on the freeway!
Team:
Hairiest
Rarity:
Common
Gruesome Grey Hound
Gruesome Grey Hound has never won a race in his life! The only bunny he’s managed to catch is an old tattered toy he found on a dump! Now it’s his best friend!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Common
Cocka-Poo
This foul-mouthed bird is the rudest parrot around. If he’s not sitting in a tree squawking abuse at others, he’s throwing birdseed at passersby!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Rare
Pitiful Pit Bull
This guy is all muscle and no brain. He’s a mad green fighting machine that eats gravel for breakfast! He’ll fight anything that moves, and he always knocks himself out when he sees a mirror!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Common
Awful Irish Setter
As loony as a leprechaun, the Awful Irish Setter is one hairy hound. The only lucky thing about this Irish Setter is the rabbit’s foot he’s just eaten!
Team:
Hairiest
Rarity:
Common
Shell Shocked Snail
Shell Shocked Snail comes from a broken home that he carries around everywhere. He’s a slow mover and a slow thinker. But if you take him for a walk you’ll never get lost. Just follow his slimy trail back to your house!
Team:
Slimiest
Rarity:
Common
Seedy Seahorse
More seedy than Speedy, this one horsepower pet is no stallion. He’s more like a dunked donkey! He’s easily frightened and when he screams he gets a little horse!
Team:
Slimiest
Rarity:
Common
Crabrador
This dog loves the beach. He spends all day digging holes to sleep in. Don’t teach him to shake hands or you may lose your fingers. He is one “clawful” mutt!
Team:
Freakiest
Rarity:
Rare
Bogus Bat
Bogus Bat has very poor eyesight. He gets around using his amazing sense of touch. In other words he just bangs his head into things till there is nothing in his way!
Team:
Hairiest
Rarity:
Rare
Putrid Persian
This guy looks like another cat has coughed him up! Putrid Persian is a fur-ball with legs! He leaves piles of hair wherever he goes and he has a really bad Cattitude!
Team:
Hairiest
Rarity:
Rare
Grotty Guinea Pig
Pig by name, pig by nature. Grotty Guinea Pig is one dirty rodent. He spends all day gnawing on garbage, and then he makes a bed with the leftovers. Squeak Dreams Grotty!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Common
Twisted Python
This guy is “Knot Nice”! He tries to make friends by giving a huge tight hug to everyone he meets! Problem is, he doesn’t want to let go! But he’s pretty armless!
Team:
Slimiest
Rarity:
Rare
Moldy Mouse
The only thing moldier than Moldy Mouse is the cheese that he eats! There’s nothing nicer than a stinky slice of blue cheese.
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Common
Scare-Dale Terrier
If his bark doesn’t scare you, his smell will! Scare-Dale Terrier is the best guard dog because just the sight of him makes the crooks run in terror!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Common
Chucky Chihuahua
He’s the littlest dog with the largest farts! Chucky Chihuahua lives on Mexican Beans. The perfect fuel to make smelly eruptions! This pup can evacuate a small town with a single bottom burp. And let’s not mention his “Tex Mex” Barfritto!
Team:
Gross Homes
Rarity:
Exclusive to Gross Homes
Stuffed Staffy
Stuffed Staffy is a big softy because he’s always full of stinky gas and ready to explode. Cushions aren’t the only things he lets rip! If you hear a growl coming from his insides, run for the hills! Stuffed Staffy is about to erupt!
Team:
Smelliest
Rarity:
Common
Toadkill
Toadkill looks like he’s been run over by a prime mover but actually that is his natural ugly appearance! This guy is so lumpy, even his warts have warts on them. Who knows, if you kiss him he may turn into a really ugly, warty prince!
Team:
Stickiest
Rarity:
Ultra Rare
Spittin' Kitten
This guy is one sticky furball of fun! When he coughs one up, he plays with it like a ball of wool. In fact he uses his furballs to knit jumpers for his friends. They actually make nice gifts, if you like your clothing sticky and itchy!
Team:
Gross Homes
Rarity:
Exlusive to Gross Homes
Smelly Shihtzu
No matter how much grooming Smelly Shihtzu has had done, underneath he’s still a smelly mutt! He’s entered himself in dozens of dog shows but the only ribbon he’s won is “Most Ugly”! Not to mention a runner-up ribbon for “Smelliest Bottom”!
Team:
Stickiest
Rarity:
Ultra Rare
Smelly Bum Boxer
Smelly Bum Boxer’s rear-end has a real “Knock-Out” blow! If he points his tail in your direction you’d better duck for cover. He’s always eating sausages, which doesn’t help his smelly bum problem. In-fact it just makes it wurst!
Team:
Smelliest
Rarity:
Rare
Slobrador
You’ve heard of a “Seeing Eye Dog” well Slobrador is a “Peeing Eye Dog”. He leaves a wet trail everywhere he goes for his owner to safely follow! At least he carries toilet paper everywhere he goes for his owner to clean up after him!
Team:
Gross Homes
Rarity:
Exclusive to Gross Homes
Shocker Spaniel
Shocker Spaniel loves eating so much, he likes to eat every meal twice! Once he finishes dinner, he barfs it up again. Hmmmm. Anyone for seconds? One day he hopes to open his own “All you can Barf” restaurant!
Team:
Smelliest
Rarity:
Common
Rotten Rat
Who cut the cheese? Pheww! Rotten Rat really lives up to his name. He gnaws on the stinkiest cheese he can find. Whoa! Talk about having a foul mouth! His breath will bowl you over before you know what’s hit you.
Team:
Smelliest
Rarity:
Common
Puggly
Puggly! The name says it all! This little ball of puke loves to roll in his own barf and then count how many flies stick to him! He may be one of the smallest pets but he’s definitely one of the stickiest!
Team:
Stickiest
Rarity:
Ultra Rare
Not So Great Dane
A big dog needs a big water bowl! That’s why the “Not So Great Dane” loves to drink out of the toilet. This helps with his favorite pastime producing great burps and ripping great farts! For a “Not So Great Dane” he makes a great big smell!
Team:
Stickiest
Rarity:
Ultra Rare
Naughty Corgi
Naughty Corgi has just arrived from Chuckingham Palace. This mutt is the King Of Crud! He was thrown out of the palace for swallowing the Crown Jewels. It took three days for them to appear again on the palace lawn. Now nobody wants to wear them! He is also known as the “Puke Of Earl”!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Common
Maggoty Mastiff
He looks like a big balloon animal that’s deflated and he has a smell that flies love. His saggy skin is wet and warm. The perfect place for his maggoty friends to live! Come on Maggoty Mastiff, time to get a wriggle on!
Team:
Stickiest
Rarity:
Ultra Rare
Junk Russell
Never play fetch with Junk Russell unless you want a handful of slobber and snot! If you throw one ball he’ll bring back three! Don’t ask where he’s been keeping the other two balls! But they are usually warm and smell of puke!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Rare
Horrid Hamster
This horrid hamster has been running around on his hamster wheel way too long. He’s a smelly ball of fur who poops out pellets faster than a machine gun.
Team:
Hairiest
Rarity:
Common
Hideous Husky
He’s the ugliest mutt to come down from the north. His favorite pastime is to go to the toilet in the snow and make “Poopsicles!” They go perfectly with a “Barf Slushy”!
Team:
Hairiest
Rarity:
Common
Dirty Dalmatian
Dirty Dalmatian has always dreamed of being a fire fighter. He has his own hose and he has a great aim! But no one wants this little squirt to be on their engine. And as for his spotty fur, well most of those are just blobs of oil!
Team:
Limited Edition
Rarity:
Limited Edition
Cracker Parrot
Who’s an Ugly Boy? SQUAWK! This guy was found in a shelter for homeless birds after his previous owner “Long John Ugly” couldn’t cope with this parrot’s hideous looks! Now he just spends his time making mountains of poop in his birdcage.
Team:
Gross Homes
Rarity:
Exclusive to Gross Homes
Chinese Crusted
This mutt is so ugly he’s scared his own fur away! The Chinese Crusted spends its time cracking mirrors with its looks and eating rotting meat. He is very proud of his level of hygiene, which is a minus 60 on the Stink-O-Meter!
Team:
Limited Edition
Rarity:
Limited Edition
Germy Shepherd
Take note of the sign “Beware of the Dog”. This Gross Guard Dog likes to attack you in all sorts of ways! His stench will attack your nose! His massive burps will attack your ears and his total ugliness attacks your eyes!
Team:
Grossest
Rarity:
Rare
Poo Poodle
Even after a trip to the grooming salon, he’s still one ugly mutt! And the only perfume this dog is wearing is “Chunder No. 5.” The only prize this pup is going to win at any dog show is “Smelliest Butt Award”!
Team:
Slimiest
Rarity:
Common
Dopey Doberman
This guy is a guard dog who can scare away crooks just by his smell! Dopey Doberman has never been the brightest pup in the litter. He’s a watch dog that can’t tell the time and would much rather be chasing his tail than chasing crooks!
Team:
Slimiest
Rarity:
Common
Old English Sleep-Bog
When it comes to bad taste, this dog can’t be licked! Old English Sheep-Bog can’t see where he’s going. He feels his way around with his tongue! You can tell where he’s been because he leaves a trail of drool wherever he goes! Thankfully for him he’s totally tasteless!
Team:
Slimiest
Rarity:
Common
Dork-Shire Terrier
Not so much a Dork-Shire Terrier. More Like a Dork-Shire Terrible! This is one pukey pup whose barf is worse than his bite! “Come here Dork-Shire, it’s bath time! No not Barf time! BATH TIME!!!” Anyone got a mop?
Team:
Slimiest
Rarity:
Common
Blubbering Bulldog
Blubbering Bulldog is always in tears for two reasons. 1. No one will come near him because he’s so gross. 2. His revolting stench brings tears to his own eyes! At least he doesn’t have to share his bone with anyone!
Team:
Gross Homes
Rarity:
Exclusive to Gross Homes
Barfing Beagle
This is one dog who’s “Fully Sick”! Barfing Beagle can’t keep anything down. Chuck him a ball and he’ll chuck up his breakfast. Throw him a stick and he’ll throw up his lunch! He is a real Chunder Wonder!
Team:
Stickiest
Rarity:
Ultra Rare
