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HOO is the Ugliest owl around? HOO is the smelliest owl around? Foul Owl, that’s HOO! During the day he looks sleepy, during the night he looks creepy!
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When Filleted Fish swims around his bowl he looks more like a soup than a pet! No bones about it, there is nothing gold about this fish!
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They say a healthy dog has a cold nose; Snotty Schnauzer just has a snotty nose 24/7! So with a nose full of snot, how does he smell? TERRIBLE! That’s how!
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Small in size but BIG on Ugly! Rotten Rodent will eat anything. He can’t tell if his food has gone off because the only thing he can smell is himself! If he invites you over for dinner, don’t go!
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Never leave Bored Collie alone with anything. He will destroy it in seconds. Bored Collie loses interest in things very quickly. His favorite hobby is rounding up cars on the freeway!
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Gruesome Grey Hound has never won a race in his life! The only bunny he’s managed to catch is an old tattered toy he found on a dump! Now it’s his best friend!
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This foul-mouthed bird is the rudest parrot around. If he’s not sitting in a tree squawking abuse at others, he’s throwing birdseed at passersby!
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This guy is all muscle and no brain. He’s a mad green fighting machine that eats gravel for breakfast! He’ll fight anything that moves, and he always knocks himself out when he sees a mirror!
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As loony as a leprechaun, the Awful Irish Setter is one hairy hound. The only lucky thing about this Irish Setter is the rabbit’s foot he’s just eaten!
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Shell Shocked Snail comes from a broken home that he carries around everywhere. He’s a slow mover and a slow thinker. But if you take him for a walk you’ll never get lost. Just follow his slimy trail back to your house!
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More seedy than Speedy, this one horsepower pet is no stallion. He’s more like a dunked donkey! He’s easily frightened and when he screams he gets a little horse!
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This dog loves the beach. He spends all day digging holes to sleep in. Don’t teach him to shake hands or you may lose your fingers. He is one “clawful” mutt!
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Bogus Bat has very poor eyesight. He gets around using his amazing sense of touch. In other words he just bangs his head into things till there is nothing in his way!
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This guy looks like another cat has coughed him up! Putrid Persian is a fur-ball with legs! He leaves piles of hair wherever he goes and he has a really bad Cattitude!
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Pig by name, pig by nature. Grotty Guinea Pig is one dirty rodent. He spends all day gnawing on garbage, and then he makes a bed with the leftovers. Squeak Dreams Grotty!
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This guy is “Knot Nice”! He tries to make friends by giving a huge tight hug to everyone he meets! Problem is, he doesn’t want to let go! But he’s pretty armless!
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The only thing moldier than Moldy Mouse is the cheese that he eats! There’s nothing nicer than a stinky slice of blue cheese.
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If his bark doesn’t scare you, his smell will! Scare-Dale Terrier is the best guard dog because just the sight of him makes the crooks run in terror!
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He’s the littlest dog with the largest farts! Chucky Chihuahua lives on Mexican Beans. The perfect fuel to make smelly eruptions! This pup can evacuate a small town with a single bottom burp. And let’s not mention his “Tex Mex” Barfritto!
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Stuffed Staffy is a big softy because he’s always full of stinky gas and ready to explode. Cushions aren’t the only things he lets rip! If you hear a growl coming from his insides, run for the hills! Stuffed Staffy is about to erupt!
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Toadkill looks like he’s been run over by a prime mover but actually that is his natural ugly appearance! This guy is so lumpy, even his warts have warts on them. Who knows, if you kiss him he may turn into a really ugly, warty prince!
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This guy is one sticky furball of fun! When he coughs one up, he plays with it like a ball of wool. In fact he uses his furballs to knit jumpers for his friends. They actually make nice gifts, if you like your clothing sticky and itchy!
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No matter how much grooming Smelly Shihtzu has had done, underneath he’s still a smelly mutt! He’s entered himself in dozens of dog shows but the only ribbon he’s won is “Most Ugly”! Not to mention a runner-up ribbon for “Smelliest Bottom”!
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Smelly Bum Boxer’s rear-end has a real “Knock-Out” blow! If he points his tail in your direction you’d better duck for cover. He’s always eating sausages, which doesn’t help his smelly bum problem. In-fact it just makes it wurst!
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You’ve heard of a “Seeing Eye Dog” well Slobrador is a “Peeing Eye Dog”. He leaves a wet trail everywhere he goes for his owner to safely follow! At least he carries toilet paper everywhere he goes for his owner to clean up after him!
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Shocker Spaniel loves eating so much, he likes to eat every meal twice! Once he finishes dinner, he barfs it up again. Hmmmm. Anyone for seconds? One day he hopes to open his own “All you can Barf” restaurant!
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Who cut the cheese? Pheww! Rotten Rat really lives up to his name. He gnaws on the stinkiest cheese he can find. Whoa! Talk about having a foul mouth! His breath will bowl you over before you know what’s hit you.
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Puggly! The name says it all! This little ball of puke loves to roll in his own barf and then count how many flies stick to him! He may be one of the smallest pets but he’s definitely one of the stickiest!
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A big dog needs a big water bowl! That’s why the “Not So Great Dane” loves to drink out of the toilet. This helps with his favorite pastime producing great burps and ripping great farts! For a “Not So Great Dane” he makes a great big smell!
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Naughty Corgi has just arrived from Chuckingham Palace. This mutt is the King Of Crud! He was thrown out of the palace for swallowing the Crown Jewels. It took three days for them to appear again on the palace lawn. Now nobody wants to wear them! He is also known as the “Puke Of Earl”!
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He looks like a big balloon animal that’s deflated and he has a smell that flies love. His saggy skin is wet and warm. The perfect place for his maggoty friends to live! Come on Maggoty Mastiff, time to get a wriggle on!
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Never play fetch with Junk Russell unless you want a handful of slobber and snot! If you throw one ball he’ll bring back three! Don’t ask where he’s been keeping the other two balls! But they are usually warm and smell of puke!
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This horrid hamster has been running around on his hamster wheel way too long. He’s a smelly ball of fur who poops out pellets faster than a machine gun.
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He’s the ugliest mutt to come down from the north. His favorite pastime is to go to the toilet in the snow and make “Poopsicles!” They go perfectly with a “Barf Slushy”!
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Dirty Dalmatian has always dreamed of being a fire fighter. He has his own hose and he has a great aim! But no one wants this little squirt to be on their engine. And as for his spotty fur, well most of those are just blobs of oil!
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Who’s an Ugly Boy? SQUAWK! This guy was found in a shelter for homeless birds after his previous owner “Long John Ugly” couldn’t cope with this parrot’s hideous looks! Now he just spends his time making mountains of poop in his birdcage.
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This mutt is so ugly he’s scared his own fur away! The Chinese Crusted spends its time cracking mirrors with its looks and eating rotting meat. He is very proud of his level of hygiene, which is a minus 60 on the Stink-O-Meter!
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Take note of the sign “Beware of the Dog”. This Gross Guard Dog likes to attack you in all sorts of ways! His stench will attack your nose! His massive burps will attack your ears and his total ugliness attacks your eyes!
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Even after a trip to the grooming salon, he’s still one ugly mutt! And the only perfume this dog is wearing is “Chunder No. 5.” The only prize this pup is going to win at any dog show is “Smelliest Butt Award”!
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This guy is a guard dog who can scare away crooks just by his smell! Dopey Doberman has never been the brightest pup in the litter. He’s a watch dog that can’t tell the time and would much rather be chasing his tail than chasing crooks!
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When it comes to bad taste, this dog can’t be licked! Old English Sheep-Bog can’t see where he’s going. He feels his way around with his tongue! You can tell where he’s been because he leaves a trail of drool wherever he goes! Thankfully for him he’s totally tasteless!
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Not so much a Dork-Shire Terrier. More Like a Dork-Shire Terrible! This is one pukey pup whose barf is worse than his bite! “Come here Dork-Shire, it’s bath time! No not Barf time! BATH TIME!!!” Anyone got a mop?
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Blubbering Bulldog is always in tears for two reasons. 1. No one will come near him because he’s so gross. 2. His revolting stench brings tears to his own eyes! At least he doesn’t have to share his bone with anyone!
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This is one dog who’s “Fully Sick”! Barfing Beagle can’t keep anything down. Chuck him a ball and he’ll chuck up his breakfast. Throw him a stick and he’ll throw up his lunch! He is a real Chunder Wonder!
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